All systems operational

An elf debugged it by adding a @ts-ignore and declaring, “Close enough—north is always up!”

Santa’s sleigh navigation system crashed after the elves converted it to TypeScript, only to realize they had forgotten to define the NorthPole interface, leaving Santa "undefined" and unable to find his way.

They resolved it with a default case and a lot of extra sugar, dubbing it "Christmas cheer fallback."

The candy cane 3D printer refused to start after TypeScript insisted the SweetnessLevel enum didn’t account for "extra sticky," forcing the elves into a documentation rabbit hole.

Order was restored by implementing the new PolarCache API with a custom reindeer-based CDN, though Dasher keeps complaining about having to handle CORS requests mid-flight.

Panic struck Santa's workshop when their toy production system upgraded to the @nextjs 15's experimental "Polar Server Actions," causing every toy request to be routed through actual polar bears who insisted on reviewing each action for type safety. The situation worsened when the bears began rejecting builds that weren't properly optimized for arctic conditions, demanding that all components be wrapped in thermal "use cold" directives.

Mrs. Claus patched the issue by force-casting everything to *any*, declaring, "Christmas miracles don't need type safety!"

Santa's workshop ground to a halt when the elves' new toy-tracking system, written in TypeScript, refused to compile because Rudolph accidentally introduced a "reindeer type" that was missing a crucial nose property. With thousands of toys flagged as "unassignable," chaos reigned as the naughty and nice lists merged into one unholy array.